May 2013
418 posts
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
imfamousontumblr:
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
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